MY 79-YEAR-OLD MOM PULLED A SNEAKY TRICK ON ME AT HER WEDDING
So, my momโ**79 years old and still wild as ever**โdecided she was getting married.
I was **shook.**
Not because she didnโt deserve happiness, but because, **after my own husband left me for someone half my age**, I had pretty much sworn off love altogether.
Fast forward to her wedding day. It was a **beautiful ceremony**โsmall, intimate, and **full of my momโs usual flair.**
Then came the bouquet toss.
I wasnโt even paying attention. I was standing in the back, **hands in my pockets**, fully prepared to let some eager romantic fight for the thing.
And thenโ**BAM!**
The bouquet **slammed into my face** and **landed perfectly in my hands.**
The crowd erupted in cheers. I just stood there, stunned.
Then my momโ**beaming like a mastermind**โgrabbed the mic.
> โCongrats, dear! You caught it! Butโฆ thereโs **one condition.**โ
The room went silent. I narrowed my eyes. **What now?**
She grinned.
> โCatching the bouquet means you have to go on **one date.** With someone I pick.โ
**Oh. My. God.**
The woman **set me up.**
And judging by the smirk on her face? **She planned this all along.**