Some husbands just don’t know when to stop. One evening, a man—clearly feeling a bit too confident and cheeky—decided to poke fun at his wife. With a smirk, he said, “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast… might take a few inches off your backside!” He laughed at his own joke, thinking he had landed a good one.
Cue the silence.
His wife, however, wasn’t about to let that jab slide without a clever comeback of her own. She didn’t argue. She didn’t scold. Instead, she waited patiently. The next morning, as her husband reached into his dresser drawer to grab a clean pair of boxers, a cloud of fine white powder puffed out unexpectedly. Coughing and blinking in surprise, he held the underwear out at arm’s length.
“What the heck is this?!” he shouted, now more confused than amused.
April!” he called to his wife. “Why is there talcum powder in my underwear?!”
From the bathroom came her calm, sweet voice: “Oh, honey… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”
Touché.
And that, folks, is what happens when a husband gets a little too clever for his own good. Let that be a lesson—don’t dish it out if you can’t take it!
But wait, there’s more. Here’s another tale of a long-suffering wife and her husband’s (unfortunate) moment of clarity.
A woman had been loyally sitting by her husband’s side for months while he was in and out of a coma. No matter the time or day, she was always there—holding his hand, speaking softly to him, hoping that one day he’d wake up and recognize her again. The nurses admired her dedication, and other families took notice of her strength.
Then, one miraculous day, he finally stirred. Slowly, he opened his eyes. Confused but aware, he looked around the room and saw her. He gestured for her to come closer. Tears welled in her eyes as she leaned in, ready to hear his first words in what felt like forever.
With a shaky breath and a tear trailing down his cheek, he whispered, “You know… you’ve been with me through everything.”
Her heart swelled with hope and emotion.
“When I lost my job… you stayed,” he continued. “When my business failed… you stood by me. When I got shot… you were there in the hospital. When we lost the house… you never left. When my health went downhill… you remained right here.”
Overwhelmed with love, she gently asked, “Oh, sweetheart… what are you trying to say?”
He paused for a moment, locked eyes with her, and said, “I think you’re bad luck.”
Classic.
Both of these stories are a lighthearted reminder that humor in marriage can go both ways. Sometimes the best comeback doesn’t come in the moment—it comes in the morning, in the form of Miracle-Gro. And sometimes, even after months in a coma, a husband still finds a way to test his luck with one more joke.
If nothing else, these playful moments show the balance of wit and patience in a long-term relationship. Behind every funny husband is a wife who knows how to deliver the perfect punchline.
Hope this brought a smile to your face—because in the end, laughter might just be the secret ingredient to a lasting marriage.
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