The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

‘The tender one’

The amazing one’

‘Lady of my dreams,

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as

‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’

Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.

After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.

He asked his father,

“How does this boat float?”

The father thought for a moment, then replied,

“I don’t rightly know, son.”

Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,

“How do fish breath underwater?”

Once again the father replied,

“Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later Little Johnny asked,

“Why is the sky blue?”

Again, the father replied.

“Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,

“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions … you’ll never learn anything!”

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